LIVE. DIE. ROW-PEAT.

Rowan McPaddles is a challenging endless runner where you dash down the rapids in an ultimately futile attempt to stay afloat.



NOT YOUR AVERAGE RUNNER

Subways and temples? Those are for babies. Rivers are the true test of the human spirit. Rowan McPaddles takes what you know about endless runners and turns it over its head!



NO LANES

In Rowan McPaddles, you have full control of your character, giving you the freedom to move around and die in whichever way you choose!



NO SAFETY

Almost everything in Rowan McPaddles is potential death. Sharks, hippos, crocodiles, and even cute, innocent-looking beavers are out to chase you, so it’s your job to hop over them and make sure they don’t! For as long as possible, anyway. Like the saying goes “Nothing is certain but death and taxes.”



NO MERCY

You will die. A lot. Just trying to be clear here.



100% DIFFICULT, 101% FUN

Yes, Rowan McPaddles is a difficult game. You know what else is difficult? Life. But, if you stick with it and you get good at it, you’ll find that there’s nothing more rewarding than achieving something real after a lot of hard work. It’s why people climb mountains and swim across the English Channel. So water you waiting for? Go out there, play the game, and show it who’s boss!



FEATURES:

• An endless chase across the rapids with randomly generated levels

• Choose from a variety of stages, each with their own unique challenges

• Dash across the water and hop over insane obstacles

• Test your skill with the game’s fresh and challenging control scheme

• Get the highest score by performing jaw-dropping stunts

• Complete daily skill challenges

• Farm gold coins and collect artifacts to unlock characters and skins through the in-game gacha system

• From a man on a kayak, to a guy on a narwhal, there are tons of characters and skins to unlock

• Gain virtual followers through your characters' in-game social media pages

• Customize and upgrade your favorite characters

• A fun challenge for the whole family



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NOTES:

• This game is free to play, but features advertisements and optional in-app purchases.

• Video advertisements are optional, while full-screen advertisements, though seldom appear, can be disabled thru any in-app purchase.



OPTIONAL STORAGE PERMISSIONS:

• You may get a permission request asking for access to photos, media, and files on your device. The game needs this permission to access your device's external storage for saving and caching data.

• Most video ad providers also require this storage permission to ensure that video ads are available in advance. If you encounter any problems with video ads, please ensure that this permission has been granted to the game.

Version 2.0.3

Is it us, or is it getting cold? The Blue Rower has marched his way into the world of Rowan McPaddles bringing with him an avalanche of changes and new content.

• New challenges await in the Cold Cold River.
• A new unlockable character and skin set.
• Collect all artifacts in both the Bad Bad River and the Cold Cold River for future rewards.
• Various bug fixes.

We hope you enjoy crashing into our new content! Have fun, and keep rowing!